kimacus:

heh heh heh…. Yes.

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“I’m okay.”

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friendsoneepisodeonescene:

‘It tastes like feet!’

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Was I cleaning in my sleep again?

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I want you to watch this. And I want you to burn this into your brains. Because this is an image that I want you to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this.

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• computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
• me: shh it's ok

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:  

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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